...and that's how it's done! ;)
Whattay satisfaction!
Whattay satisfaction!
PS: I know the pic quality sucks, but well, not more than your average vacuum cleaner! ;)
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Friday, September 19, 2008
Jobless on a Friday evening
Okay, so I've been tagged. It's considered impolite to refuse one. More so if it's a female who has tagged you (yeah, we're all true Englishmen). (Psst: Dad, if you're reading this - you're NOT to show this post to mum!)
1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?
Quoting U2, and slightly tweaking the line so it means the other way round, "I can live with or without you."
2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
A byline reading 'Chief Editor, The Economic Times Crossword.'
3. Whose butt would you like to kick?
Ganguly, Lalit Modi, any person who may figure in connection with Q1, worthless clowns who don't reply to earnestly written mails, and egoistic morons claiming themselves to be the messiahs of neutral bodies (No, I am not referring to Waterman and his fountain pen).
4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
Ah. I'd probably buy out all the Landmark, Odyssey and Crossword outlets in the world.
5. Will you fall in love with your best friend?
Erm. No.
On second thoughts, why not?
Hey wait. Is this a googly pitched outside off stump?
*shoulders arms*
Well left.
6. Who do you think should make the first move? (Original Q: Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?)
The guy. Else the guy's a girl.
7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
Oh, I tell anyone who'd listen about my waiting-till-I-am-30 story. The trouble is no one buys it!
8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
Erm, I am sure two can play this game ;)
9. If you like to act with someone, who will it be? Your gf/bf or an actress/actor?
Revathi (the Tamizh actress of the 90s). She's a class act.
Course, there are your regular Hollywood actresses as well, but I wouldn't be acting then, would I? I'd be desperately trying to pick up my dropped jaw.
10. What takes you down the fastest?
OTIS Lifts. Or my feet when I am not all that tired. I haven't tried gravity over long distance yet.
11. How would you see yourself in ten years time?
The invention is probably prehistoric and it's called a Mirror. Next!
12. What’s your fear?
The only thing I fear is fear itself. (Now, I don't really know what that means. But it seems to be a really intellectual statement to make...)
13. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
Insane talker. Pleasantly plump. Drives you nuts. Keep away from her. (We connect on all four levels ;) )
14. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?
Hmm. I'd say divorced with alimony. You're single, you're rich and when you get bored, you can get back to your ex- and relive the old times whenever you wish ;)
15. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up?
Does what I do in my bedroom really matter here?
16. Would you give all in a relationship?
'All'? And file for bankruptcy like them? Fat chance!
17. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?
Toss. Heads I get both. Tails the ladies are never betrayed.
I love my discretion!
18. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing that special someone has done?
Let's go over the fables and morals we learnt way back in LKG again, shall we?
Kindness pays. And an elephant always remembers.
19. If its your last day and you have one call to make, whom would you call? Dont tell me your mom. Someone else. (Original qn:What are your three most important expectations in love )
Airtel Customer Care. Shouting at them even for no fault of theirs is some cheap thrill ;)
20. List 6 people to tag: